Greetings?

Today I:

1) woke up in a foul mood
2) picked up 4 chocolate bars to give to my 2 roommates
3) told about 50 people to have a great day
4) had 2 diet cokes, a coffee, and a tea
5) think I did well on a test I didn't have time to study for
6) sent out a work email with the first line stating "GREETINGS!". I really have no idea if it was appropriate or not but nothing else seemed right. I am appalled at my new cheesy letter-writing style
7) am up late trying to catch up on work emails
8) did a crossword
9) don't have the time or the energy to write anything else